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OpenAI Solves Ten Open Math Problems, Mentions It in Paragraph Three

Astra, OpenAI's next model, cracked problems that stumped humanity for decades — news the company delivered with the energy of a grocery receipt.

Aug 13, 2026
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Nvidia Asks Six Richest Firms on Earth for Half a Trillion Dollars; None Say No

Jensen Huang approached exactly six financial institutions about mobilizing $500 billion for AI infrastructure and went six for six, a conversion rate previously achieved only by gravity.

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AI Flies an F-16; Human Pilot Reduced to World's Most Alert Passenger

DARPA's VENOM program put an AI agent at the controls of a standard F-16 over Florida, while a safety pilot sat in the cockpit doing what the rest of us do when someone else drives: watching everything, touching nothing, ready to grab the wheel.

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Meta Ships a Coding Agent, Offers 12x Discount If It Can Read Your Code

Muse Code arrives with a 1M-token context window, 24-hour autonomous runs, and a 'contributor tier' that is cheaper in the way that free samples at the grocery store are free.

Aug 9, 2026

OpenAI Hits a Billion Users, Celebrates by Charging Almost Nothing

One billion active users, 80% price cuts, and a global race to the bottom so intense that China's government has formally asked its AI industry to please stop.

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